biosonic:

This idea was stupid.

megatronsbutt:

(x)

ARE YOU READY FOR THE SUMMER?

megatronsbutt:

(x)

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

alisonwonderland1951:

How your OTP works:

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How my OTP works:

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idjitlovespie:

[x]

fatwink:

sext: firmly grasp it

i would care if the person i reblogged this from committed suicide